before i close my eyes: July 2008

at 7/31/2008 11:58:00 AM | 5 yang sengal

theSunTuesday July 29 2008,

IIUM decision a step towards racial harmony
The International Islamic University of Malaysia has won praises for its decision to do away with the wearing of songkok and special headscarves during convocations for its graduates from now on. Malaysian Students and democratic Youth Movement (DEMA)- Ong Jing Cheng said:People have freedom to choose what they want to wear. Some students especially non-Muslims, feel uncomfortable in songkok and tudung.We are glad IIUM has opted for the traditional mortar board for all graduates. This means the universtity still consider students' opinion but this should have been done earlier.
In the past, the university argued that its rules stated that non-Muslim students are required to respect the Muslim code of conduct,comply with the university rules and not act in any way that might be interpreted as being disrespectful to the religion.
The issue had also been brought to the cabines and a consensus was reached that students, regardless of their relogion, should not be coerced into wearing the tudung

Posted by Hasnah

Category General

Pantun berkerat-kerat

at 7/24/2008 09:38:00 AM | 0 yang sengal

Di hari yang indah ini..aku ingin membuat luahan perasaan........kenapa aku tak jadi pegawai kerajann

Kenapa aku?
Kenapa aku tak jadi pegawai karajaan...
walau pun dah berkali kali ke dewan peperiksaan
tapi semaunyer tak leh jalan

Kenapa aku?
Kenapa aku tak jadi pegawai karajaan...
sebab di dalam dewan peperiksaan...
jawapan 'ya tuan' di perlukanbukan jawapan berwawasan

Kenapa aku?
Kenapa aku tak jadi pegawai karajaan...
Aku dah tau jawapan
Tak perlulah aku war warkan
Lebih baik aku diam
Sebab jawapan ku..bakal memeritkan
Kepada sesiapa yang tak tahan
Sbb itulah ku bersyukur..
dengan apa yang aku ada sekarang

Ada sesaper berani cabar pantun aku ???heheheh

Post by:Hasnah

Category General

Herbalife separuh jalan

at 7/18/2008 02:00:00 PM | 0 yang sengal

Hmmm.. si Minkey and Ranma ajak aku p dengar talk Herbalife kat Ritz-Hilton (btoi ka namer otel nih?)Kalu ikut logic akal.... tak mampu der aku nak p talk cam tuh....tapi... mandangkan mmg takder kerja..dan takder hemponso p la jugak...aku ngan Madam H sekadar memenuhi seat sahaja... ku tengok..semangat sungguh itu minkey and ranmaNak tahu banyak lagi pasal product tu kater nyer.. setahu aku..kalu ader talk cenggini..sure dia suh ko jual product dia...bagu semangan kunun.
hmmm...tak salah sangkaan ku!!! memula masuk dewan dah dengar org bercerita berdegar-degar pasal kejayaan memasingDepa wat lawak sambil belh wat smua penuntun tergelak samer... kekami yg 4 stooges ni.... can't get the jokesWei.....ku pong nak gelak gakkkk... Speaker ramaiii.... ader yg dapat standing ovation lak tuhh...ku masih tak pahammm..the next thing aku tau... aku terlena keh keh keh
Then Ranma kejutkan aku p solat zohor.... ha... ni satu citer. Giler hebat area Bukit Bintang tu (btoi kan)surau susah giler nak carik. Sib baik ader akak cleaner yg tunjuk pintu yang tak berapa nampak cam pintu kat Starhill tuh.Dah la lamer giler dah tak p situ...serasa cam dok kat obersi laks.....dari display, food hinggalah ker org2 nyer.Bebarang nyer?? sekadar membeli belah tingkap jer laaaPunya la besar cenggitu... surau cket nyer cikai.... Genting nyer surau lagi cun. Then..toilet takder air... adoi...mmg cam merempat kat negeri sendiri lah.... kena 'ubah gaya hidup' nampaknyer..ikut gaya Starhill hehheh
At the end of the day.. all the four stooges p rayau rayau kat Pavilion (firts time aku jejak kaki wehh)So.. mission pada hari itu tak accomplish sbb tak dapat apa info yang nak
Antara ku perhatikan:-Participant mmg amazing ngan speaker ( susah nak dapat dari aku tuh)-Some participant tido dengan jayanyer ( aku ler tuh)-Smua org cam over the top..cket cket tepuk tangan ..cket cket gelakkk (hentah aper aper ntah)-Smau mata org kat situ 'pling! pling!' bila tgk figure yg bakal depa dapat
Conclusion akuTapper laa. aku jadik pembeli dah laaaa....tu pun kalu aku nak beli laaa (RM500 wehhhh!!!!)Aku cukup cukup makan gaji jadik laaa ( walaupun after 2.7.. rasa cam sengkek abisss)baik laaa aku tlg jual magic iron board kawan aku tubaru rega lam RM30.. sorang customer pong aku tak dapat.. hmm ..kena setia ngan jual tudung bawal jer laaaa

Category Jalan jalan cari makan

Melancong Beruniform

at 7/18/2008 01:56:00 PM | 0 yang sengal

Di dalam kamus Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka ada menyebut satu peribahasa baruMelancong Beruniform. Di bawah adalah antara ciri ciri melancong beruniform

1. Kalau dari Malaysia, kena naik kapal terbang
2. Pakai baju putih
3. Pakai spek itam ala ala paris Hilton
4. Posing amik gambar hendah melompat sehingga kedua dua kaki ke udara
5. Tangan kiri hendaklah di buat gaya mencucuk bintang manakala tangan kanan di pinggang
6. Angkat kain sampai ke paras betis

Posted by: Hasnah

Category General

EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR

at 7/17/2008 09:42:00 PM | 2 yang sengal

Date: Suatu hari Sabtu yang tersangat panas
Location: Digital Mall, PJ.
Situation: too tired and too hungry
Casts of the day: Hasnah Terrer & Aisyah Minkey

Aku dah luper kehebatan Pekan Buku UM….. tempat hebat yang berkurun lamer ku tak jejak. Sesaper yg pergi..bleh share the story here. Phergh..then went to Digital Mall. Surveyed the cheapest handphone that I can get. Aku tak kesah kalu hampon aku yang MIA sejak ari Jumaat yg lalu sengaja meng ‘off” kan diri sbb malu ngan kehebatan hempon yang lain….sebab replacement yang aku survey tu…either samer harga or less..tetakat nak call, sms ngn alarm clock…takder der aku nk beli hempon canggih manggih (ayat org lari bajet) hehehhe

Then, went to KFC next to Digital Mall. Aisyah snack plate..aku lak cam biasa chicky meal. Lepas aku dapat order…. Aku tanyer cashier
Aku: akak..maner toy?
Cashier: Toy aper?
Aku: Toy Chicky meal (sambil aku tunjuk kat menu)
Cashier: Dah habis.

Giler berlagak punya cashier..mementang laaa dia tukang punch button kat kaunter..pandang hina lak kat aku….mementang laaa perut aku tgh lapor…. Kecik ati aku tau! Since when Chicky Meal do not have toys????
It is a universal law… same as law of Gravity,E=mc2, Angelina and Braad Pitt or Chicky Meal and free toy

Then, the intermission part came to the picture hehhe. I told a worker that I did not receive any toys. He verified my receipt, confirmed with the cashier then went to the display set..gave me the toy. On top of that, he apologized about the rudeness of the cashier and the advertised toys were already out of stock.
It did not stop there.. he chatted with the regular customers ( I guess) , carried order of old ladies until end of his territory..and keep chatting with the customer, to kill their waiting time. Despite of a group of rude cashier and ‘lemau’ manager, he keeps working and keep talking. We like him… and 3 or us become fast friends. Anyone who go or plan to go to KFC next to Digital Mall, please send my regards to Rahmat: Employee of the Year.

Hempon….balik la umah…aku dah rindu dah niiii

Category Jalan jalan cari makan

at 7/16/2008 09:48:00 AM | 0 yang sengal

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katak bawah tempurung

at 7/11/2008 01:39:00 PM | 3 yang sengal

I lost my handphone this morning.. So I've lost communication to outside world. Dah la kat office pon tak boleh internet. When I askak akak the table cleaner... she gave me a very lonnnggggg and loud advise even the ppl who sit around us pasang telinga to hear what is the kakak nasihat, nasihat to.
Lost my handphone.. big dealNo money to buy new one ... bigger dealHave to save the money to buy text books first...BIGGEST DEAL
OK friends... I am handphoneless now....I will try to search my duit logam kat celah celah bantal to buy new handphone, which take ermm..longer time heheheBut ... still recites lots and lots of Doa' hopefully that old and well used handphone is still my rezeki.Doa org teraniaya di makbul wehhh...

Posted by: Hasnah

Category General

Ohh..patut laaaa aku tak pandaiiii

at 7/10/2008 09:47:00 AM | 0 yang sengal

A friend posted her swimming video in her blog.

Pherggghhh!!!! Hebat sehhh.. aku memang akan terkagum dari dulu lagi kalu sebut pasal swimming. Kerja aku dari dulu...hanyalah bubbling ngn tenggelam timbul jer. Kalu part bubbling :lam AF- Aku akan jadik anak murid cikgu Siti Hajar sampai ke AF 12 lah...Kalu part tenggelam timbul..sampai ke sudah dok situ.

OK, berbalik kepada citer kawan aku.. lepas aku belek belek gambar dia..aku clear kan aper yg patut....oooohhhh ..patut la dia pandai berenang.. ghopernyer dia mmg perenang profesional lah. Aku berjaya clearkan gambar dia.. tengok la gambar dia ngan kengkawan dia kat bawah ni:

Posted by: Hasnah

Category Friends

Western Food: Urban Poverty Era

at 7/08/2008 10:27:00 AM | 3 yang sengal

Kekunun aku dah tak lalu nak makan nasik...so I opted to western food (only applicable for those who's staying in Malaysia only).. Nope, not pizza, not spaghetti..but I choose burger... Nope.. not Double Cheese Burger or Whopper. I do not support all those American junk food (ye la tuhhh) so.. my so called western food is 'Otai Burger'. For those who do not know what is Otai Burger, don't call yourself Malaysian! It is a competitor to Ramly Burger. ( I am supporting Malaysia product – RM 2.70 urban poverty era)OK, with my track suit, my jacket then I went down to search for a burger. Burger Daging biasa garing garing. Aroma nyer..pherggghh..bau sampai UK .. sehingga menjilat jari. Member aku order daging special.. so dia balut daging tu ngn telur....... Kat situ aku nyer aroma theraphy zassssssstttt!!!! terpotong. Tgn yang samer meggodek aku nyer petty daging tadi.. telah pecahkan telur.. and the eggs still covered with chicken shit shit and shit (this is noun.. not verb or adverb to some of the action).
Rasa cam aku nnyer air liur tersekat kat esofagus. Dgn suara yg super ngengadest,
Aku cakap: Abang, boleh tak abg jgn sentuh pun burger saya dgn tangan.
Abg Burger: OK (senyum sinis sambil angguk)..
Dgn menggunakan creativiti..abg tu melakukan operasi menempek segala sos dan membungkus tanpa menyentuh burger aku secara direct contact
Heheheh..patut laa selama ni ati aku gelap..ghopernyer dok makan burger dan roti canai mixed with shitty eggs ghopernyer. Peh ni..ku nak make sure before oder beger dan roti canai..kena scan dulu.
Hmm...satu lagi...aku terjumpa makanan berzat yang pasti disukai ramai. Ni pun agak agak western laa..sbb monster biasanyer wujud kat negeri mat saleh jer.

Nutrition fact:

Makanan Bebes Kolesterol

Makanan Bebas Asid Lemak

Makanan Tinggi Protein

Makanan Dengan Karotena Semulajadi

Makanan Dengan Vitamin E Semulajadi

Category Jalan jalan cari makan

Room to let - section 11, Kota Damansara

at 7/07/2008 11:13:00 AM | 2 yang sengal

Requirements:

Ladies only preferably Malay.

Rental: Middle Room RM 250/mth + 1+RM 50 utility (sharing bathroom)

Occupancy: Currently 2 people.

Location: Tainia Apartment Section 11 Kota Damansara (located behind Dataran Sunway commercial area). Near to Ikea/Curve/Tesco/Cineleisure /One Utama/Taman Tun, near giant hypermarket and most banks.

Remarks : Easy access to NKVE, Penchala Link, LDP & Old Subang, Sungai Buloh.

Facilities available : 24 hrs security, elavator,Playground, Nursery, Mini Market nearby,

Utility Bills: To be share out with the rest of accupants.

Simple rules to follow:-

No drinking in the house.
Do not bring any sort of liquors in the house
No stealing
No boys are allowed.

Once caught, U will be asked to leave within 24 hours.

Those who are interested you may email or instant msg me at aisyahmohammed@gmail.com / mysmo1@yahoo.com or you can just leave the msg at this blog.

Edited: ishk ishk ada orang ckp aku nyer iklan garang.. garang keee??huhuhu

Posted By : Aisyah Mohammed.

Category Room for Rent

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