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Ada beberapa perkara yang berlaku lately yang pelik tapi benar lam idup aku. meh aku cerita sesatu.

Kesah 1:
Ader sorang lecturer tu, bercerita sambil menceritakan hadiah mewah besday dari laki dia. Rega tak der yang kurang dari 10K. Uish...cium bau pong lum tentu aku dapat. Walaupun ader unsur unsur takabur, ku kira dia ikhlas bercerita la kannn. Kang ader penyakit hati yang susah nak berubat pulak. Tetiba, dia tanyer aku, umur berapa ni? Ku jawab 34 tawon. Giler ikhlas aku jawab. Peh tu aku re-story kesah ni kat kawan aku. Tetiba kawan aku cakap:
Hoiii..ko umur 33 laaa, tu laa... aku dah cakap. kalu dah sambut birthday 2 kali setahun...ko dah 66 tau!
Ohhhh... ku ingat privilage bleh sambut besday 2 kali, dapat adiah 2 kali, sometimes, mintak adiah dari orang yang sama 2 kali. Ghopernyer, umur aku pong dah double. Iskkk... jangan tanyer perempuan umur tau..sensitip. Umur sendiri pong bleh luper. Ya ampunnnn....tapi...
pelik tapi benar

Kisah 2
Datang lagi mood nak berenang. Aku memang bukan natural swimmer. Setiap kali aku togok air lam pool tu, setiap kali ku termuntah. Sepupu aku aka cikgu aku...dok garu kepala... naper laaaa aku batuk jer...muntah.
First round, 4 kali telan air. Seken round, 2 kali jer telan air.
Aku muntah kannyer aper. Tak der laaaa anorexia kerr... bulimia kerrr...
tapi bila ku tingat...lam reramai tu, kalu ader yg terkencing lam kolam ker, ader yg ader kurap ker, kaki cekam ker...dan ku dok telan air yg mengandungi bahan bahan tersebut. Pherrrghhh...trus uwekkkkkkkkk!!!!!
tapi kan...mmg pelik tapi benar.
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Every time I see the full moon,
It gave me weird feeling.....
Yet I loved it

Every time I see the rain and lightnings
It brings back my childhood memories
It make me sad...for the time that I loss...
Yet, I ached for it

Every time I watched old movies
The same scenes over and over again
Sometimes...It still made me cry
Yet, I never bored of it

Every time you asked me out and its already passed midnight
With great group of friends...
Breaking my sleeping pattern
Missing my beauty sleep...
Where I showed all my 'multi tasking' talent...
..Talking and sleeping at the same time
Think that I am kind of '4 hours sleep is OK type'

Then......
I asked for trouble....
As I have to wake up early morning
And drive like a zombie
With my eyes half open
With my foot on accelerator,
went faster and faster
And I need to sing aloud
To make sure that I am not sleeping
While driving

It is a moment...
*Sigh... That.... I asked for it!

* aku sbenarnyer masih mantuk niiiii..............
Saper suh tido tak cukup....... chaitttttt!!!
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Pada suatu petang yang sgt panas, berdialog dengan kakak aku the kuku besi melalui tepon.

Objektif: Dia suh aku tido umah dia
Halangan: Vitamin M (malas) aku menjadi jadi sbb ke Rawang jem

Dia: Nah! Meh la umah aku weekend ni…dah tak jem tau
Aku: Jemmmm…usah tipu aku laaaa..pepetang jem
Dia: Betul, kat sini ada tiger show
Aku: Hah! Tiger show? Kat ner?
Dia: Kat Rawang laaa….dah ader tiger show.Sbb tu tak jem
Aku: Sapa wat tiger show!! Kat ner?
Dia: Kat tol rawang. Sat…ko cakap aper tadi?
Aku: Tiger Show
Dia: Tidal Flow la bongok..bukan TIGER SHOW!!!!!

Konklusi: Otak aku lari tune cket lepas balik meeting kat Bangkok ari tuh. Iskkkkk…….nak kena cari tune balik dah ni
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I believed that I was fooled again.......

That is the only sentence that can describe my feeling right now.
I had been fooled by the same one, twice. I really don't wanna talk about it.
But it keeps lingering on my head

Love is just ain't enough

Falling in love with him, is not a first sight.
I had many of his kind around me, but he caught my eyes.
I loved him, nurtured him, shower him with my love.
At the end, I was fooled.

Then, he came again, as a new HIM
With all kind of promises, endearments, and what not....
I fell in love again. With the same one.....hoping that we have a
better future together. But, history always repeating.
Trust me my friends , if someone....break your trust once,
its a chain reaction. Unfortunately, I was not prepared for this.
Eventhough I give my all, he's still.......break my heart

Someone might be laughing on my face.
Someone might console me
Someone might give me a warm hug
Someone might say "i told u so"

But the feeling inside is not the same anymore

Tell me..how could I restrain my self if I see him again?
Tell me..how am I going to carry on?

Should I pretend?
Should I ignore?
Should I cry?

Why love is just ain't enough?

Cuba habaq mai....aku nak kena wat aper



Ker aku nak kena carik pokok cili lain
Ni dah pokok ke dua aku dah niiii
Syahid gini...
Aku mmg suka laaa pokok cili...
Cuba tolong habaq mai cket, petua tanam pokok cili
Ker ku nak kena tanam pokok lain?
Stress aku tgk pokok ni..nak buang tapi tader pengganti lagi



p/s: aku refer pokok tu as HIM, sbb aku ni pompuan,
kang aku pangge HER kang, tader motivasi nak kasik baja dan siram pulak





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Isk..ku dah sampai kg. Lam tv kater banjir laaa.....hujan laa...tapi alhamdulillah aku balik..smuanyer ok.

Aku penah cakap kat akak aku:
i need a break laaa......aku wat keja cam lembu

Aku namakan anak buah aku #1 mencelah:
OOO....lembu makan rumput...cik nah pun makan ker?

Iskkk....giler inosen budak darjah satu nih... kalu member aku wat statement,
maunyer aku '*nnja' ker dinding
*sila rujuk kamus bahasa Kelantan.

Ader 2 perkara yg menarik ari nih

aktiviti #1
Pakcik aku gulung rokok daun. Isk...cam menarik lakksss...
sambil borak2 ngan mak dan kakak......
Ku amik satu daun...letak tembakau cket..gulung dan isap.
Tetiba ader 4 org makhluk kenit kat depan aku.
berkerumun ... tgk aku dok wat asap, semburkan kat depa...
Gelak sakan...tak paham akuu... iskk..depa tak tau ker aku sedang wat kegiatan tak bermoral ni

#1: Cik nah isap rokok macam perempuan jahat (deshummm)
#2: Keluar la asap kot idung
#1: (Lagi) kang..isap rokok kena potong kaki

Isk....bagus betul kempen kerajaan Malaysia letak gamaq2 gitu kat kotak rokok
Bebudak yg cerah ati ni ingat dan memperingati org2 yg berkenaan
Kesimpulan...aper yg best sgt nyerrr..dah la rasa pahit dan payau semacam.
Sib baek tak rosakkan appetite dinner aku.
Saper suh gatai p test!

Aktiviti#2
OK, ku dah kumur2..ku makan dinner. Aisehmannn...mak aku luper beli ulammm.
Ader sebaris petai, kacang panjang dan petola celur dan cili besar gaban jer......
Ku p carik kat depan umah, seb baik ader ulam lam pasu bunga...aku pong kutip laaaa.
Mak aku kuarkan daun kesom yg segar bugar.
aih.... daun kesom pong bleh wat ulam dan makan secara live ker????
aku main hentam satu pokok kesum tuh...
best...cecah budu ngan ikan tawar... nekmat
Orang lain amik pucuk jer... ku makan sampai ker daun yg bawah
Tak baekk...bazirrrrrrr

Tapi... selapas ku makan, bibir aku terasa kebas...
Aper halll ni...yer laaa...daun kesom ni pedas ckett...
yer laa..pedas...tp bukan kebas....
After makan smua..ku tgk bibir aku dah cam 2 kali ganda noami campbell
MAKKKKKK!!!!! cam kena dera atau kena penyakit berjangkit
Chetttt... first time aku tau aku ALLLERGIC daun kesom yg di makan secara langsung!!!
Sib baek aku ader sehari lagi sebelum raya tok ilangkan 'bee stung lips' aku nih
Kalu idak...ku beraya pakai purdah

Ok... kang ku sambung merapu lagi
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Keesokan harinyer,
Ader meeting ngan bos bossessss....

Boss: jdfhsadjlvbeaotguireng
Aku: UORYQOUBGYERTHIOERJG (uishh..melawan tuh)
Boss: WOGNANUOTGHKFDMBPDIB

orang ramai lam meeting cakap serentak:
IAHSVN397813567#@$^r*tyugrd%&vibgyivt*89

aku: ~* dok diam

Keputusan: Aku muntah.............

Giler saikod.....sampai termuntah..
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Kan...hampir sama kannnn




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aku memang cukup tak gemar kalu org jenis yg
tak ukur baju badan sendiri.....
Senang kater... org macam ni... memang aku 'ban' laaa
yer laaa..manusia waras maner yg nak suka makhluk macam ni kan

kesahnyer last week.

Aku nak berjinak- jinak atau berliar-liar ngn hobi aku...
try nak jahit baju kurung....
aku tau laaa aku jahitan aku tak perfect...
Nak wat guaner kan.....kunun nak jimat bajet, bleh beli mercun nak main
masa sepuluh malam terakhir ( sungguh firaun bunyi ayatku ini)

Then, walaupunpun baju kurung aku sikit senget...
ku pejamkan mater jer...

Yang sakit hati...bila ader makhluk yang tak sedar diri...
yg tak ukur baju kat badan sendiri!!!!
Saper suh amik ukuran 5 tahun lepas!
saper nak tau baju tu tetiba ketat!

Tu la...nasib badan...
pakai jer laaaa
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Memula aku berangan nak beli Mini Cooper. Tu pun kalu aku mampu menukarkan batu kerikil kat area Carrefour Kota Damansara yang selalu org wat tunjuk perasaan tu menjadi emas dinar la. Mandangkan aku tak dapat Midas touch, the next best thing yg aku mampu ialah kelisa. Kawan aku penah cakap, saper beli kelisa bodoh, dah la keter kecik, mahal lak tu. Tapi...suka aku laa...dah aku suka hehehehe.

Tapi tu bukan tujuan aku tuleh entry nih. Meh aku nak ceritakan beberapa insiden tentang pandangan orang terhadap aku dan arowanaku

Kawan baik kat siam: Nah, ayah Nah bayar cash ker keta tu
Ranma-San dan Minkey: Keter tu apak ko belikan kat ko ker?
Makcik2 Ranma-san: Hasnah tak beli kereta lagi yer, takper..tader rejeki lagi tuh.

Itu adalah pandangan orang first time jumpa aku ngn kelisa aku. Muka aku walfare ader cop 'Halalan Toyyiba' gamaknyer!!!!!!
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aku ni bila part lagu ni outdated sket. kadang tu tau music tp haram tattau saper nyanyi, tajuk lagu.. lirik..?? hmm lagi hancus.. tak pernah aku paham pon. aku tau pasal lagu ni pon sbb aku tgk video ni lam blog dewakebaikan. cam kelakar plak..

andai aku letto
wis pasti aku wong jowo..


jowoooo nya ya uDDDahhh keluweRRR..
*err.. aku jawa murtad... tak reti ckp.. tak paham.. apa2 pon berkaitan ngan JOWO niii. walopon kadang2 tu keluar gak laaa idgham jawa dr mulut ku ini*
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